Yvonne Funmi, a UK-based Nigerian woman, has compared cheating men and cheating women.
She explained that women are better at cheating than men.
She however noted that women don’t get caught because they are smarter and better at hiding infidelity unlike men, who according to her, are careless and sloppy.
“Women cheat better. They just don’t get caught,” she wrote in a Facebook post on Wednesday.
Men run shift like apprentices. Careless. Obvious. Sloppy.
But a woman? She can cheat, greet you with a kiss, and still serve you food with peace of mind.
She will save her sneaky link’s name as “Aunty Blessing” and sleep beside you in full innocence.
Not because she’s wicked. But because she’s smarter.
Women don’t move mad unless they’ve calculated the risk.
And by the time she moves, it’s because she’s already left you emotionally. The body is just doing farewell.
Men cheat with excitement.
Women cheat with strategy.
