As Kourtney Kardashian celebrates her 45th birthday, what better time than to celebrate all of her funniest moments over the years. From getting a ‘vagene’ trim to that hilarious pregnancy prank…
Kourtney Kardashian said herself that the show “wouldn’t exist” if it wasn’t for how “funny” her personality is. Well, her hilarious one-liners kind of do prove she’s carrying The Kardashians on her back.
Kourtney Kardashian’s funniest moments
When she got a ‘vagene’ trim
Scott Disick, Kourtney’s former boyfriend, gives Kourtney what she calls a “vagene trim” while lying in the bath – without water. He uses a literal hair razor while his then-girlfriend “can’t see anything”.
“It almost looks like she’s giving birth to a little man with a very hairy little head,” Scott jokes, while Kourtney only just said the whole process requires “a lot of trust”.
Pregnancy test says maybe
Kourtney claims she might be pregnant, according to a pregnancy test. Khloe Kardashian joined in, claiming there was “a line and a half,” to which Scott claimed he had no idea what they’re talking about.
Then, Kourtney tells cameras, “This pregnancy test thing is driving me insane, I’ve got to find out if I’m pregnant or not,” after experiencing symptoms. Scott claimed he doesn’t know what “in-between” means.
Kourtney’s ‘poopy’ prank
Kourtney and Khloe pulled a poopy prank on Kendall Jenner. She had asked Twitter fans which prank to play, to which someone suggested putting a few bars of chocolate against someone’s bottom.
While Kendall is asleep, they made her look like she had pooped herself. They wanted to see if she would tell them she thought she had done so, before she went back to herself while they filmed it.
On the phone to pest control
Kourtney called pest control after discovering a tarantula at a mansion they were staying at. Told it was “mating season” for those tarantulas, she starts screaming when another spider comes near her.
Her friend, who was sunbathing with her at the time, threatens to “go back to Beverly Hills as this wild west isn’t for me,” as Kourtney runs away from the sun loungers.
Drunk at wine tasting
When Kourtney got drunk at the wine tasting, it went down as one of the funniest moments on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. When she found out there is 14 ounces of wine in total, she “got scared”.
At that point, she had only had three ounces of wine, continuously asking the server if three ounces is equivalent to one glass, before Kendall pushes a wine glass over in reaction to how funny Kourtney is.
Kendall said she is “so glad Kourtney is on her level”. Kourtney then gets up, goes over to Kendall’s side, and says, “Hold up, I need to drink the rest of your red wine,” and downs it.
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